Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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