It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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