ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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