It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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