my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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