I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Randomize
