All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
