By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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