In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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