I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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