I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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