Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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