she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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