oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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