Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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