Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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