fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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