6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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