Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
