Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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