i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we're making bets on your personal life
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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