We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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