Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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