i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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