At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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