If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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