I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just had sex bonerless
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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