Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
As shirtless as possible
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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