its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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