your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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