Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
vagina is talking i cant
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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