Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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