Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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