Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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