ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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go home
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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