all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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