This is not my ceiling
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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