It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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