just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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