Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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