Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
His nipple licking is glorious
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