you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
