dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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