her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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