I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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