Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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