how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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