So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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