you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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