Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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