so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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