we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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