Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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