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I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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