Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Too much gin, very little bucket
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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