Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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