When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
