Jerry, you need to find god
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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